Post by Shapescare
Dette er en feiloversettelse fra norsk. Originalsitatet lød: "Ja, eg
har sett Gud, og han var blakk." Kontekst: Kollekt til de
fattige. Menigheten må hjelpe Gud med å utrydde fattigdommen, men
Gud har ingen penger.
Ah, det minner meg om George Carlin (sukk), fra Politically Incorrect,
May 29, 1997:
| In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a
| clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to
| bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of
| the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims:
| religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the
| greatest bullshit story ever told.
| Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an
| invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do,
| every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of
| ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten
| things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and
| torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and
| burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of
| But He loves you.
| He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's
| all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just
| can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no
| taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good
| bullshit story. Holy Shit!